1、没有人不会累，只是每个人宣泄的方式不同，比如我：懒得说 。
No one is not tired, but everyone has different ways of venting, such as me: lazy to say.
2、前面一只虫飞到我的数学题旁边 ， 看了几眼题目死了 。
A bug in front of me flew to my math problem and saw the problem dead.
3、每当我找到成功的钥匙 ， 就有人偷偷把锁给换了 。
Whenever I find the key to success, someone stealthily changes the lock.
4、孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决 。
I will help you solve the problems that Confucius cant solve.
5、减肥这种事从来不会船到桥头自然直 ， 你这体重，没到桥头船就沉了 。
This kind of thing will never go straight from bridge to bridge. Your weight will sink before bridge.
6、早起的鸟儿有早饭吃，晚起的鸟儿有晚饭吃 。
The early bird has breakfast, the late bird has supper.
7、即使失败99次，我也要继续下去，最起码凑个整，免得强迫症又犯了！
Even if I fail 99 times, I will continue, at least to make a whole, so as not to make another obsessive-compulsive disorder!
8、在街上看美女 ， 目光高一点就是欣赏，目光低一点就是流氓 。
Looking at beauties in the street, the higher one is appreciation, and the lower one is rogue.
9、脚好冷，想借哪吒的风火轮踩几天 。
My feet are cold. I want to step on Nezhas wind fire wheel for a few days.
10、如果我死了 ， 我的第一句话是：终于不用怕鬼了 。
【幽默的英语句子大全 幽默的英语句子】If I die, my first sentence is: dont be afraid of ghosts at last.
